- Charles Ingalls: Even Reverend Alden came up with a name. The Walnut Grove Heavenly Hosts. Can you imagine sewing all those letters on my shirt?
- Caroline Ingalls: I'm surprised at Reverend Alden coming up with a name like that. Seems sacrilegious.
- Charles Ingalls: Not if we win.
- Isaiah Edwards: There goes a day's wages.
- Lars Hanson: Two days' wages.
- Isaiah Edwards: What do you mean two days' wages?
- Lars Hanson: You told me to put you down for two!
- Isaiah Edwards: Did I say that?
- Lars Hanson: Yes.
- Isaiah Edwards: Now what are you doing listenin' to me?
- Lars Hanson: I won't anymore.
- Isaiah Edwards: Your're gonna break my head with that piece of lumber!
- Dr. Hiram Baker: Well, I sure am unless you get back!
- Isaiah Edwards: Find the ball?
- Charles Ingalls: Yeah.
- Isaiah Edwards: Well good, then all I swallowed was my tobacco.