- Lizzie McGuire: Gordo, you're smart, and you're funny, and a little weird sometimes. But I wouldn't like you any other way.
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: Thanks.
- [they hug]
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: So, you wanna go to the dance with me?
- Lizzie McGuire: Actually, no, I don't really date guys with... blue eyes.
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: I see.
- [hits her playfully with a pillow]
- Lizzie McGuire: ...but I guess just this once, I'll make a little exception.
- [hits him back with the pillow]
- Lizzie McGuire: Is there anything Ethan can't do?
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: Yeah, count past ten without taking his shoes off.
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: You guys are part of the problem, you know. You buy into the whole tall guy thing. And look at who you have a crush on - Ethan Craft!
- Miranda Sanchez: We don't like him because he's tall!
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: Why, then? Because he's smart?
- Jo McGuire: My grandparents came here from Poland during World War II. My grandfather worked in an assemble line in the candy factory, and my grandmother worked in a hospital, making beds.
- Matt McGuire: Interesting.
- [pauses]
- Matt McGuire: Please tell me you've got something better than that? PLEASE!
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: I like who I am. I just wanna be taller.
- Lizzie McGuire: And I like who I am, but I'd like to be Britney Spears. But it's not gonna happen.
- Parker McKenzie: Look, I'm sorry.
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: Sorry for what?
- Parker McKenzie: For calling you short!
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: I am short.
- Parker McKenzie: I think I came to the dance with the wrong person.
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: Really? 'Cause I didn't.
- Lizzie McGuire: [animated version] Gordo two - Parker zip.