- Gordo: What's in the bag?
- Matt McGuire: Do you guys have a plan?
- Miranda: Yeah.
- Matt McGuire: Then this is for when your plan fails.
- Gordo: [after learning that Aaron Carter is coming to town] So this would probably be more exciting if I was a thirteen-year-old girl.
- [Lizzie, Gordo and Miranda are planning to sneak into the warehouse where Aaron Carter's video is being shot]
- Lizzie: Remember, act like you own the place.
- Miranda: [excited] Aaron Carter walked on this ground! I'm never wearing these shoes again!
- [she takes off her shoes]
- Gordo: That's not acting like you own the place!
- Jo McGuire: [to Gordo and Miranda] You guys gonna stay for dinner?
- Gordo: Mrs. McGuire, have we *ever* turned down a free meal?
- Jo McGuire: I'll take that as a "yes."
- Lizzie: Who are you going as? Santa Claus?
- Matt McGuire: No.
- Lizzie: [watching Matt pulling stuff out of his bag] Those are my pants!
- Matt McGuire: I'm going as Aaron Carter.
- [puts on a blonde wig]