Lizzie McGuire (TV Series)

Between a Rock and a Bra Place (2001)

Jake Thomas: Matt McGuire

Quotes 

• Matt : [to Gordo]  You are *way* too cool to be Lizzie's friend.

• [Lizzie has just blurted out to her mother that she and Miranda want to go to the mall to buy their first bras. Gordo is a little freaked out by this revelation] 

  David 'Gordo' Gordon : Mrs. McGuire, suddenly I don't want to go with you guys to the mall anymore.

  Jo McGuire : That's okay. You're uninvited.

  [Jo walks off with Lizzie and Miranda] 

  Sam McGuire : Well, how about those, um, Mets? Huh?

  Matt : I don't care. I'm just glad we're not doing anything that has to do with bras.

  David 'Gordo' Gordon : I have to go home and do something. Anything. Anything but this.

• [Matt is entering a contest to become Jet Li's sidekick in his new movie. Sam wanted him to write an essay but Matt prefers Gordo's suggestion that they make a video and send it in] 

  Gordo : Where's Matt?

  Sam McGuire : He's getting ready. I've got some interview questions for ya.

  [hands Gordo the pad that he was writing on] 

  Gordo : [reading the questions]  "What's your name?", "How old are you?", "Where do you go to school?"

  [Gordo looks unimpressed] 

  Sam McGuire : [smiles]  That is my absolute favourite.

  Gordo : These are *really* great questions, Mr. McGuire, but there -there are other ways we could go.

  [Matt jumps out and does a bad Kung Fu move] 

  Gordo : Looking good, Matt. So, what I was thinking is that we shoot a couple of cool establishing shots. Matt raking in the Zen garden...

  Sam McGuire : We don't have a Zen garden. And what about my questions?

  Gordo : [trying to be polite]  The questions aren't very...

  Matt : [shouts]  Bor-ing!