Lizzie McGuire (TV Series)

Clue-Less (2003)

Robert Carradine: Sam McGuire

Quotes 

• Lizzie McGuire : So... congratulations, old chap.

  David 'Gordo' Gordon : Yeah, you did really well, too.

  Lizzie McGuire : Well, you're the one everyone was talking about. I mean, people noticed you.

  David 'Gordo' Gordon : Yeah, well, I shouldn't care what people think. It's not that important.

  Lizzie McGuire : Well, you impressed me.

  David 'Gordo' Gordon : I did? Great. I mean, um, you're my best friend. Why wouldn't I want to impress you? And, and, you were very impressive, too. You know, with the, uh... stuff.

  Lizzie McGuire : [animated Lizzie]  Okay, it doesn't take a detective to figure this one out. Kate's right. Gordo likes me.

  Lizzie McGuire : So, I impressed you, and you impressed me. It's all good.

  David 'Gordo' Gordon : Yeah. All systems go. You know, Lizzie, maybe sometime we could, um, you know...

  Sam McGuire : Hey, Lizzie? You're missing the eel-cooking competition.

  Lizzie McGuire : I'll be right there, Dad.

  [to Gordo] 

  Lizzie McGuire : Maybe sometime we could what?

  David 'Gordo' Gordon : Nothing. Just you know, do this again sometime. It's your turn to win.

  Lizzie McGuire : Sounds good.

  David 'Gordo' Gordon : Um, so I guess I'll see you later?

  Lizzie McGuire : Yeah, see you. Good night.

  [Animated Lizzie] 

  Lizzie McGuire : So, it looks like Gordo likes me. But, he's just my friend. I mean, that's how I've always thought of him.

  [out loud] 

  Lizzie McGuire : So why do I feel all flushed and light-headed?

• Jo McGuire : That's it! I did it and I'd do it again. McGuffin promised to marry me, but he cheated on me. He cheated it all straights and he cheated on his taxes! He's a monster, a louser, and I'm glad he's dead. I'm happy about it don't you see? He's dead! He's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead. I'm happy about it!

  Sam McGuire : Honey, honey.

  Jo McGuire : Wa-? Oh... well. Gordo caught me.