Lizzie McGuire (TV Series)

Pool Party (2001)

Adam Lamberg: David 'Gordo' Gordon

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• Gordo : [to Lizzie]  Give your mom a break. It's no great deal being grown up. My mom's idea of fun is watching CNN while she's on the treadmill. Hey, I'd snap, too.

  Lizzie : Listen, Judge Judy, if I thought you were going to take their side, I wouldn't have started this conversation. So don't even try defending Miranda because there's nothing you can say. Fine, say it.

  Gordo : I just don't see how you can be so mad at her for doing the one thing you want to do so much.

  Lizzie : That's not it. You know, I don't even care if she goes.

  Gordo : You just don't want her to have a good time.

  Lizzie : N... no... no.

  Gordo : Look, I know how you feel. My best friend was going to go this party without me.

  Lizzie : So you can't go either.

  Gordo : I wasn't invited.

  Lizzie : Oh, that stinks.

  Gordo : Yeah, but there are just some things you get used to and let me tell you, that isn't one of them.

  Lizzie : So was your friend going anyway?

  Gordo : Turns out she can't. It's her grandmother's birthday.

  Lizzie : That's an amazing coincidence.

  Gordo : Thought you'd think so.

• Gordo : You know what's astonishing? People are always saying to us, "Say no to drugs, say no to smoking." But not one word of the emotional horror of choosing up sides in gym class. It can scar you for life.

• Gordo : Look, in life, you have two choices: one, you get to be super cool and popular for a few insignificant years of school or two, you get to become a valuable member of society and gloat about it at every reunion for decades afterwards. You can't have both.

• Lizzie : [about Miranda]  I can't believe she could just do that to me. Just like completely blow me off. Oh, she's such a total hypocrite which she will never admit.

  Gordo : Well, you can't really admit to being a hypocrite because well, then you're not a hypocrite.

  Lizzie : Gordo, what goes on in your head? Is it just like one continuous game show?

• Lizzie : Sorry, Gordo. I'm in the middle of a crisis.

  Gordo : Yeah? Tell me. I could use a good crisis. I'm so sick of listening to all these brain-dead nimwits twittering on about Danny Kessler's pool party.

  Miranda Sanchez : We may not be your target audience.

  Gordo : Oh, not you, too. Lizzie McGuire, I'm so disappointed in you.

  Lizzie : Gordo, give me a break. I'm allowed to be shallow once in a while.