- Art Donovan: [on phone] Why would someone wanna kidnap a cat?
- [listens for a moment]
- Art Donovan: Plays the piano? Are we talking about a real piano or just one of those little cord organs that anyone can play?
- [listens again]
- Art Donovan: Ah. Well, for a kidnapping I'd call the FBI. If they can't help, then try a musician union.
- Professor Pober: All those years I kept referring to myself as a genius, I wasn't joking. It's true, you know.
- Joe Rossi: I never doubted you.
- Professor Pober: I definitely detected skepticism.
- Joe Rossi: No, no, that was awe. I was in awe of your powers of deduction.
- Professor Pober: I don't get very many visitors here at the lab. Eh, would you like something,? Some coffee or something?
- Joe Rossi: Ok, sugar.
- Professor Pober: Ah.
- [picks up two bottles]
- Professor Pober: Now, one of these is arsenic and one of these is sweetener.
- Joe Rossi: I'll take it black.
- Earl Girton: We don't even know what levels of DBP in people's blood are unsafe.
- Lou Grant: Of course we don't. Because there's not supposed to be any DBP in people's blood. That's antifreeze, not protein.
- Chip Murphy: How are you enjoying your vacation?
- Lou Grant: Very relaxing. I think nest time I'll tell people I'm going out of town, I'll just stay in my house instead.