- Wild Bill: You see, eh, when I was growing up on a ranch, my uncle and I, eh, he was half Cherokee, we had to pull about a hundred head o' cattle out of the mud on horseback.
- Charlie Hume: I thought you said you grew up in Germany?
- Wild Bill: Oh, yeah, well, those are my early years.
- Lou Grant: For God's sake, Bill, how many childhoods did you have?
- Charlie Hume: Lou and Rossi marooned in the same house together. Out of that'll either come a six part story...
- Animal: Or a murder - suicide.