Haberdasher Bert Multon (
Sid Caesar) and his wife, Beatrice (
Rose Marie), board for their 25th anniversary and a second honeymoon. But she brings along a framed portrait of her deceased Aunt Emma, who always disparaged Bert and wanted to go on a cruise, but never did. Isaac's former school classmate, Skeet Jamison (
Darrow Igus), is a penniless hustler working as a promoter for the
Harlem Globetrotters, en route to a game in Puerto Vallarta. 17-year-old Gary Atkins (
Philip McKeon) falls for his father Josh's secretary Karen (
Irena Ferris), who is already romancing Josh (
Bert Convy). And Josh joins the cruise later, creating a menage-a-trois.
—Maisie Fleckum