M*A*S*H (TV Series)
A Smattering of Intelligence (1974)
Edward Winter: Col. Samuel Flagg
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Quotes
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Col. Samuel Flagg : Now read that back to me.
Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly : [reading dictation] Uh... Mary had a little lamb. Stop.
[pause]
Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly : My dog has fleas. Stop.
Col. Samuel Flagg : OK, continue. Mares-eat-oats and does-eat-oats, and I'll be home for Christmas. Signed
[pause]
Col. Samuel Flagg : Your loving son
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Col. Samuel Flagg : Queen Victoria.
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Col. Samuel Flagg : I have enough pictures of your file to have you executed for the rest of your life.
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Colonel Flagg : What's your clearance?
Henry Blake : Oh, I go through the door with about an inch to spare.
Colonel Flagg : I mean security wise.
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Col. Samuel Flagg : You'll never know what hit you. Your toothbrush could go off in your mouth, you could find a tarantula in your shorts, we could booby-trap a nurse.
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Col. Samuel Flagg : Colonel, I want to talk to you in private, without the corporal.
Lt. Col. Henry Blake : Oh, you can say anything you want in front of him.
Col. Samuel Flagg : Okay, I will. Get out.