M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Welcome to Korea (1975)
Tom Dever: M.P. Lieutenant
Quotes
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M.P. Lieutenant : Sir, this jeep is the property of Major General Cornell Dickering.
Maj. Frank Marion 'Ferret Face' Burns : I don't know what you're talking about!
M.P. Lieutenant : You'll have to come with me, sir.
Maj. Frank Marion 'Ferret Face' Burns : What?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : I'd vouch for this man's character, Lieutenant, but he doesn't have any.
Maj. Frank Marion 'Ferret Face' Burns : Snot! Snot! Snot!
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : [lieutenant looks suspicious] Have I ever lied to you?
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M.P. Lieutenant : Different.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Huh?
M.P. Lieutenant : The jeep is different!
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Yes, good eye. This different jeep is definitely different. We picked this one up in Seoul. It was stolen from our CO.
M.P. Lieutenant : What's his name?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Major Burns. Major Frank Burns. Or Ferret Face. He answers to both.