M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Welcome to Korea (1975)
Larry Linville: Maj. Frank Burns
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Quotes
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M.P. Lieutenant : Sir, this jeep is the property of Major General Cornell Dickering.
Maj. Frank Marion 'Ferret Face' Burns : I don't know what you're talking about!
M.P. Lieutenant : You'll have to come with me, sir.
Maj. Frank Marion 'Ferret Face' Burns : What?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : I'd vouch for this man's character, Lieutenant, but he doesn't have any.
Maj. Frank Marion 'Ferret Face' Burns : Snot! Snot! Snot!
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : [lieutenant looks suspicious] Have I ever lied to you?
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Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : Frank, look! Hunnicutt's fresh out of residency. Stanford medical school. Wonderful qualifications!
Maj. Frank Marion 'Ferret Face' Burns : And look at this, Tau Phi Epsilon.
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : Is that a very selective fraternity?
Maj. Frank Marion 'Ferret Face' Burns : Very! They *blackballed* me.
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Maj. Frank Marion 'Ferret Face' Burns : [speculating about B.J. Hunnicutt] You know Margaret, I have a feeling. I'll bet he's Republican.
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : That would be too much to ask.
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Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : Frank.
Maj. Frank Marion 'Ferret Face' Burns : Yes dear?
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : For a moment there, you looked like you had a chin.