- Penny Parker: I promise I'm not gonna talk.
- [as the bad guy holds a gun to her]
- Lyle: Sweetheart, you do nothin' but talk.
- [first lines]
- MacGyver: [voice-over narration] Ah, Siberia. Not known for its tourist trade or over-population. That's exactly why its such a popular place for political prisoners... and nuclear facilities.
- Penny Parker: [Penny and Yuri are locked in a freezer] I've never been this cold in my entire life.
- Yuri Demetri: Oh, it's nothing compared to the winter in Russia.
- Penny Parker: Really? It's really colder in Russia?
- Yuri Demetri: [beat] ... No, actually it's much colder here.
- [last lines]
- Penny Parker: Yuri loves American Cinema.
- Yuri Demetri: But if life in America is like this, who needs movies?
- MacGyver: It's true. All you really need is... Penny Parker.
- MacGyver: Penny Parker? What are you doing here?
- Penny Parker: Well, you're probably not gonna believe this, but you remember that job I had?
- MacGyver: No.
- Penny Parker: Oh. Well anyways, it didn't work out. So I got this other job as a sales clerk at one of those fancy stores on Rodeo Drive. And it was going really, really well... until I had this little accident and, well, after the fire truck came...
- MacGyver: Fire truck?
- Penny Parker: Yeah. And the boss got really mad and he blew his top, and he fired me. So, see I'm kinda broke and I figured you wouldn't mind if I stayed here. You don't mind, do you?
- MacGyver: As a matter of fact, I have a problem with that.