- female voice over the radio: Bad news from the National Weather Service. Hurricane Kokana has abruptly changed direction, and is headed on a collision course with Owahu's north shore. You folks have about three hours to batten down everything you don't want airmailed to Australia.
- Candice Wingate: [as armed robbery drama enfold] How droll. Just like Key Largo.
- Wanda Martine, Princess of Turbia: Yeah. Except that was in black-and-white.
- [chuckles merrily]
- Candice Wingate: [hostage] Just you and me. How delightful. You remind me of my third husband. He was the strong and stupid type too.
- Randy: I can see why he divorced you.
- Candice Wingate: He's dead.
- [everybody else laughs]
- Magnum: Your Highness, may I be direct with you?
- Wanda Martine, Princess of Turbia: [more than tipsy] I don't know.
- [smiles naughtily]
- Wanda Martine, Princess of Turbia: What did you have in mind?