- Jake MacGillis: Don't you see, sweetheart? The difference between failure and success is oppritunity and you got to grab it while you got the chance; don't let it pass you by.
- Jake MacGillis: Wannt pack my things and go home - is that what you want?
- Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis: Well, you've been doing as you please ever since you got here, why ask what I want now?
- Jake MacGillis: fine! I'm out of here!
- Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis: Suit yourself.
- Jake MacGillis: Hum.
- [walks out the kitchen]
- Polly Cooper McGillis: John, I may not understand the South, but that's not what I call hospitality.
- Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis: Yeah, you're right.
- [turns to follow his dad out the kitchen and yells]
- Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis: Wait up, daddy - I'll help you pack!