Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)

Poker (2002)

Jane Kaczmarek: Lois

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• Lois : [Hal forgets about Lois's dance class, and makes a poker date with Abe]  Great, now who am I going to go with?

  Dewey : [as Lois looks around the kitchen, Dewey gets panicky]  Did Reese finish his homework yet?

  Reese : Of course I finished my homework.

  Lois : Good. You can come to dance class with me.

  Reese : What? No, I was lying. I didn't finish my homework. I don't even know what my homework is!

  Lois : Go get your shoes.

• Lois : The teacher thinks I have a dancer's ankles. What do you think? Huh? Want to dance with the star pupil?

  Hal : Huh?

  Lois : You know, *dance*!

  Hal : No, I'm not in the mood.

  Lois : You're always in the mood.

  Hal : Not every single night of my life.

  Lois : Yes you are.

  Hal : I'm not like some kind of machine.

  Lois : Yes you *are*.

  Hal : You can't just snap your fingers...

  Lois : Yes, I can. I always have.

  Hal : [annoyed, seeing no way out]  Oh, all right!

• Rudy : And, right, left, cha-cha-cha. And remember, God created artificial hips for a reason. Let's *use* them. And, back, two, cha-cha, finish. All right, very good. Everyone, let's pair up.

  Reese : [the Teacher pairs with Lois, while Reese sees an old woman leering and coming toward him]  No way!

  Lois : [thumps Reese on the head]  You be a gentleman.

  Reese : [thinking out loud]  It's just like touching a dead person. It's just like touching a dead person.