Married... with Children (TV Series)

Al Goes Deep (1994)

Curnal Achilles Aulisio: Chad Dowling

Quotes 

• Al Bundy : What do you think you're doing, Chad? You missed football practice today!

  Chad Dowling : There was practice today? Man, time just stops when I'm with Kelly.

  Al Bundy : Chad, you do not want Kelly. From the moment she was conceived, she's ruined men's lives. All men. Swaggart, Bakker, Kennedy... Kennedy, Kennedy... Swaggart again.

• [after Chad falls down a flight of stairs] 

  Al Bundy : Chad! Chad! Say something, Chad!

  Chad Dowling : I think I broke my arm.

  Al Bundy : Say something else!

  Chad Dowling : I know I broke my arm!

• Al Bundy : Jefferson.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Yeah?

  Al Bundy : Look over there. You see that kid?

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Yeah.

  Al Bundy : That's your 15-to-one shot.

  Chad Dowling : [to Bud]  If a cow says "moo", does a moose say "cow"?

  Jefferson D'Arcy : What am I betting? That one day, he'll sell shoes?