Al Bundy: Ah, we had a good time. Well, you had a good time. Mine pretty much blew chunks, but, uh... I'd like to remind you, son, while you're figuring out my score, that if I don't get my driver's license that means I can't drive. If I can't drive that means I can't go to work. If I can't go to work that means I'll have to stay home and I'll be home... all the time. Day and night. When you bring your dates over, I will be in my underwear. You know the underwear, don't you, son?
Bud Bundy: Not the ones that read, "If you lived here, you'd be home now"?
Al Bundy: And I'll be clipping my toenails and eating Cheez Whiz out of the can. Now, let me ask you, son... HOW DID I DO?
Bud Bundy: [hands Al a card] You passed.
Al Bundy: Oh, goody.