Married... with Children (TV Series)
Kelly Breaks Out (1994)
David Faustino: Bud Bundy
Quotes
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Kelly Bundy : [while trying to ask Bud for $200] Please? I need it to help me get a beer commercial.
Bud Bundy : Budweiser?
Kelly Bundy : No, Ice Hole.
Bud Bundy : I'm just asking, slut.
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Al Bundy : You know, Emma Peel's the one that wore the really tight jumpsuits.
Jefferson D'Arcy : And kicked really high.
Al Bundy : Thereby allowing us to see every single nuance and fold in her body. Tee hee! Jefferson, I've gotta order this.
Jefferson D'Arcy : To the phones.
Bud Bundy : Uh, has it occurred to either of you rutabagas that the woman may be pushing 200 by now? Pounds and years.
Al Bundy : That's why you look at them on tape. If I only had to look at your mother on tape, I'd still be having sex with her.
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Al Bundy : Bud, do you know what today is?
Bud Bundy : [looks at what Al is wearing] National Blue Shirt and Brown Pants Day?
Al Bundy : [pause] Really? That's not gonna affect the mail, is it? 'Cause I'm expecting my Emma Peel tape today.
[jumps up and kicks]
Al Bundy : Did I tell you she could kick really, really high?
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Bud Bundy : I'm gonna go upstairs and start my homework before they start grabbing each others' noses with pliers.
Jefferson D'Arcy : [from off screen] Ow!
Bud Bundy : Too late.
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Bud Bundy : I know a place where you might get your picture done for a hundred dollars.
Kelly Bundy : Yeah, me too, but I don't wanna be in Jugs magazine.
