- Phyllis Lindstrom: Why, only this afternoon a girl told us a joke that broke us up. You'll appreciate this, Rhoda. Do you know what the definition of a guillotine operator is?
- Rhoda Morgenstern: I'm afraid to guess.
- Phyllis Lindstrom: A guillotine operator is a man who can keep his head while all others around him are losing theirs!
- [breaks up into laughter]
- Frank Carelli: [Looking out Mary's window at a snowy, Minnesota winter] IOne thing I know I'd do for sure - go to Florida! Oh, the people here are terrific, but that weather out there, that's for polar bears!