The Mary Tyler Moore Show (TV Series)

Mary's Delinquent (1975)

Ted Knight: Ted Baxter

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• Ted Baxter : Hey Murray. Murray; where's my money?

  Murray Slaughter : Uh, in my top left-hand drawer, Ted.

  Ted Baxter : Is that camera left, or 'real' left?

  Murray Slaughter : Left, Ted.

  Ted Baxter : It's not here, Murray.

  Murray Slaughter : What do you mean it's not there?

  [growing concerned] 

  Murray Slaughter : It's got to be there - I just put it there, before lunch!

  [after Murray rummages though the drawer] 

  Murray Slaughter : It's not there!

  Ted Baxter : Somebody stole my money!

  Mary Richards : Oh, Ted, that's ridiculous. Oh, oh, I know what you're thinking, well, you're just wrong! Francine doesn't steal money from desks! She happens to be a shoplifter!

• Ted Baxter : [after handing Ted his money back after finding out it was indeed Francine, who stole it from Murray's drawer]  So; she stole it, huh?

  Mary Richards : Yes, Ted.

  Ted Baxter : [Smugly]  I was right, huh?

  Mary Richards : [Trying not to play Ted's game]  Yes, Ted, you were right.

  Ted Baxter : [Smug]  You were wrong.

  Mary Richards : [Beginning to get irked]  Yes, Ted, I was wrong.

  Ted Baxter : [Trying to emphasize he was correct]  I was right, and you were wrong.

  Mary Richards : Yes, Ted, you were right, and I was wrong.

  Ted Baxter : [Again trying to emphasise he was right]  You were wrong, and...

  Mary Richards : [Exasperated]  Ted, I was wrong and...

  Ted Baxter : [shouting]  Alright, alright, Mare, let's not dwell on it