The Mary Tyler Moore Show (TV Series)
Mary's Delinquent (1975)
Gavin MacLeod: Murray Slaughter
Quotes
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Murray Slaughter : So: how did things work out at the Big Sisters?
Mary Richards : Terrific! They put you through a kind of screening process, and, uh, I guess I passed, 'cos I've got a little sister!
Murray Slaughter : Ah - what's she like?
Mary Richards : Well we were just sort of introduced, so, we didn't get a chance to talk, but, she's 15, bright, cute as a button, and out on probation for shoplifting.
Sue Ann Nivens : What was the name of this group, Mary?
Mary Richards : The Big Sisters.
Sue Ann Nivens : The big sisters that would be the perfect thing for me to clinch the award and I'd be wonderful at it, because, I had an ideal relationship with my own sister. And it wasn't easy; naturally, she resented being the ugly one.
Mary Richards : I had to mention the Big Sisters, didn't I? Now, because of me, some poor underprivileged kid is going to be forced to learn how to cook a quiche
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Ted Baxter : Hey Murray. Murray; where's my money?
Murray Slaughter : Uh, in my top left-hand drawer, Ted.
Ted Baxter : Is that camera left, or 'real' left?
Murray Slaughter : Left, Ted.
Ted Baxter : It's not here, Murray.
Murray Slaughter : What do you mean it's not there?
[growing concerned]
Murray Slaughter : It's got to be there - I just put it there, before lunch!
[after Murray rummages though the drawer]
Murray Slaughter : It's not there!
Ted Baxter : Somebody stole my money!
Mary Richards : Oh, Ted, that's ridiculous. Oh, oh, I know what you're thinking, well, you're just wrong! Francine doesn't steal money from desks! She happens to be a shoplifter!