- Rhoda Morgenstern: Ben and I aren't getting married - he's not my type!
- Phyllis Lindstrom: What do you mean, he's not your type? He's witty, he's attractive, he's successful, he's single...
- Rhoda Morgenstern: He's gay!
- Phyllis Lindstrom: I just treat the piano casually as if it had always been there. Lars, of course, keeps bumping into it and cursing.