- Ted Baxter: Hi guys. Say, anybody know who the new secretary is?
- Ted Baxter: Cute little brunette with a great heinie.
- Ted Baxter: I was going up with her on the elevator.
- Ted Baxter: Gave her the official Ted Baxter "pincherino", if you know what I mean.
- Ted Baxter: [he meets the new woman boss] Oh thank the Lord, I thought you were a cute little brunette with a great heinie.