- Benny Pill: Adversity often brings out the best in a person. You know, the underdog rises up to smite the favorite. The team rallies to find that it's not a collection of individuals, but a close-knit well-oiled machinery. When the odds are against them, they stand tall and lash out, withering their opponents, and crushing them into a helpless, worthless pile of gelatinous GUNK!
- Sgt. Pat Tuesday: Benny! What a moving statement!
- Officer George Frankly: Do you really think the Rowdies can do it?
- Benny Pill: Not in 2,000 years.