Maude (TV Series)

Maude's Guest (1974)

Bea Arthur: Maude Findlay

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• Maude Findlay : Well, well, well, you two are having a real old fashioned bull session?

  Florida Evans : Yeah, a lotta bull but not much session.

• Maude Findlay : [about stuffed dog]  How do you like our little puppy? It's been in the family for years.

  Francie Potter : Then you should take the price tag off.

• Maude Findlay : Let me guess, you're...

  Francie Potter : Little Black Riding Hood.

• Maude Findlay : And here is the pièce de résistance: a poster of Isaac Hayes. They say that John Denver is very big now too, but unfortunately he's white.

  Florida Evans : Oh, poor devil.

• Maude Findlay : Francie, I hope you're hungry. We're having fried chicken for dinner.

  Francie Potter : Good, I win a buck.

  Maude Findlay : You win a buck?

  Francie Potter : I bet that dumb brother of mine that you'd have fried chicken for me the first thing off.

  Maude Findlay : Ha ha ha. I love a person with a sense of humor. Excuse me. Carol, for Heaven's sake, go into the kitchen and throw out the grits.

• Maude Findlay : As far as I'm concerned, you can freeze your butt off till it turns blue.