- Vivian Cavender Harmon: Maude, how do you suppose they got in?
- Maude Findlay: I don't know Vivian, I was sitting in a chair and the next thing I knew I was being tied up and gagged.
- Walter Findlay: You didn't hear them come in?
- Maude Findlay: No, you see I had just sat down and turned on television to watch the Captain & Tennille and... I couldn't have been asleep more than *two minutes* when it happened!
- Vivian Cavender Harmon: It must have been *awful*.
- Maude Findlay: Maude: It was... *Their special guests were Donny and Marie Osmond*!