- Jamie Coleman: I just had the craziest dream. I dreamed that I was living with that Shep guy from ER. And get this: he was sleeping with Mallory from Family Ties.
- Katie: Who's this?
- Steve Cochrane: My sister. Well, my step-sister, but we grew up together and I don't care what the biologists say...
- Dody: This is your mother?
- Steve Cochrane: Our mother.