- Michael Hayes: [Walking in while a man is putting his information on the door] You might just want to leave the title, I may not be here that long.
- Michael Hayes: [Looking around at his new office's decor, specifically the decorative plates] I think we want to send these back to Mr. Von. I won't want to accidentally put a cornbeef sandwich down on a family hairloom.
- Joan: [She laughs and shakes her head] They don't belong to Mr. Von. They're on permanent loan from the Smithsonian.
- Michael Hayes: Oh.
- [Looking around again]
- Michael Hayes: Uh, You know Joan, I don't - I don't see myself as a 'plates in the office" kind of guy.
- Michael Hayes: [She smiles understandingly] I'll send them back.
- Michael Hayes: Thank You.