Midsomer Murders (TV Series)

Dead Letters (2006)

Simon Callow: Dr. Wellow

Quotes 

• Grace Starkey : Why have you never married?

  Dr. Wellow : [takes a drag on his marijuana joint]  Not my idea of a healthy lifestyle.

• April Gooding : [in her girl scout-type uniform]  Afternoon, doctor.

  Dr. Wellow : Oh, hello, April. Now, I *do* like a girl in uniform.

• Ruth Chalk : So what are you doing for the carnival procession this year, Doctor?

  Dr. Wellow : Nothing. But if you want to go as Lady Godiva, I'll be Peeping Tom. I'd like that.

  Ruth Chalk : My hair's too short.

  Dr. Wellow : It's not your hair I'll be looking at.