Midsomer Murders (TV Series)

The Electric Vendetta (2001)

Daniel Casey: Sgt. Gavin Troy

Quotes 

• Michael Rycroft : [standing over dead body on autopsy table]  You're right. He was electrocuted.

  DCI Tom Barnaby : Whatever happened to good old-fashioned shooting?

  Sgt. Gavin Troy : [sarcastically]  Maybe this is the new green way to zap your victims - no blood, no guts, just fried brains.

• Sgt. Gavin Troy : The wheat in the circles was burnt by butane gas. It comes in cylinders for gas blow torches. You can get it at any DIY store.

  DCI Tom Barnaby : [ironically]  Oh, not some derivative of kryptonite from the planet Zog?

• Sgt. Gavin Troy : UFOs and ETs, sir, how did we get shunted into this siding?

  DCI Tom Barnaby : A suspicious death, Troy. And if we want to keep our pensions, we'd better find a better reason than that for Ronnie Stokes' death.

• Lloyd Kirby : How you goin' to arrest an extraterrestrial then?

  DCI Tom Barnaby : If they're guilty, everyone has to come back down to Earth.

  Sgt. Gavin Troy : [sarcastically]  And in your case, Mr. Kirby, it'd be a very large bump.

• DCI Tom Barnaby : Hello Troy. You're just in time. About to push the boat out.

  Sgt. Gavin Troy : Evening, Mrs. Barnaby.

  Joyce Barnaby : Evening, Gavin. I get the feeling this is one of those "Tom can't have another drink " moments. Is that it?

  Sgt. Gavin Troy : Afraid so. Another body's been discovered, sir, in a second crop circle.

  DCI Tom Barnaby : Another one?

• DCI Tom Barnaby : What about his hair? Look, there's a chunk cut out.

  Sgt. Gavin Troy : Looks like he's been to my barber, sir.

  DCI Tom Barnaby : Thank you, Sergeant.