- The Conqueror: Do not fear. I want to thank you, all of you.
- Max: For what? Creamin' ya?
- The Conqueror: For freeing me. I was condemned to fight for all eternity, until the mightiest warrior of all could defeat me. And that, warrior, is you. By the gods, now I can do what I've always wanted to do-join humanity! Hello friends!
- [he turns to the nearby crowds, who flee in terror]
- The Conqueror: Do not run-do not run! Or I will smash you!
- Max: Yeah. Something tells me he might have to brush up on his social skills.
- The Conqueror: Tremble before me, challenger! By the throne of Hera, I shall banish you forever!
- Norman: Yeah right!
- The Conqueror: By the mighty power of the gods, my staff of fire will not even leave ashes!
- Norman: Hmm, big talker!