Paul Frees: John Beresford Tipton

Quotes 

• Michael Anthony : [Anthony enters the dairy area of Silverstone where he discovers Tipton milk-bottle feeding a calf. Tipton is off-camera with only his hands visible to the viewers as he feeds his calf]  You sent...

  John Beresford Tipton : Sssshhh.

  [Continues feeding the calf] 

  Michael Anthony : [Quieter]  You sent for me, sir?

  John Beresford Tipton : [chuckling]  Look at her, Mike. Isn't she a bonnie lass?

  Michael Anthony : Indeed, she is, sir. She could truly be called a Holstein version of the Golden Calf.

  John Beresford Tipton : [chuckles]  The Golden Calf. The Bible cautions us against worshiping the Golden Calf.

  Michael Anthony : And calls the love of money the root of all evil.

  John Beresford Tipton : Right, Mike. Not money, but the love of money.

  [Hands an envelope to Anthony] 

  John Beresford Tipton : Let's see whether one million dollars turns this person into a worshipper of the Golden Calf.