"Mission: Impossible" Bayou (TV Episode 1989) Poster

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(1989)

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Another episode that could use the IM Force...or just a bullet to the guy's head...which would be a lot cheaper and easier.
planktonrules11 March 2017
Nowadays, the term 'white slavery' is probably not politically correct. Plus, it's really not a totally accurate term. Human trafficking is probably much more accurate, anyway, as it encompasses all people of different ages, genders and colors who are, in essence, slaves to someone--usually for sexual gratification. This particular episode is about a slime-ball, Jake Morgan, who specializes in trapping women for his sex trade. But since this is a domestic problem, you just wonder why the IM Force is involved. Wouldn't it be a lot cheaper and easier to just shoot the pig?

The intro to this episode is rather insane and over the top...with Jake capturing and whipping a young runaway out in the swamps! Subtle, this one ain't! Next the IM Force is gathered and told they're heading to New Orleans to infiltrate Jake Morgan's empire and stop him.

This is probably the dumbest episode of season 1 (though the episode where Phelps pretended to be Satan is pretty bad). It's full of zombies, voodoo and all sorts of Louisiana mumbo- jumbo. And, I also thought the Morgan character was overplayed...sort of like a combination of Burl Ives and a giant frog (or perhaps Jabba the Hut). It's actually kind of sad, as human trafficking is a serious problem and deserved better treatment than this. The worst episode, possibly of ALL "Mission: Impossible" episodes--both newer and old!

By the way, the alligators in this film are actually crocodiles, as the show was filmed in Australia and gators are an American species. In fact, they live in the lake next to my house....so I can see the difference.
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The Gators Are Always Hungry
JasonDanielBaker15 March 2013
Diane Martin - Houston oil-baron's teen daughter is kidnapped (Aieeee!) near New Orleans (Laissez les bon temps rollez) and forced into white slavery by the genteel yet sadistic Jake Morgan (Frank Thring - whodat?) and his superstitious Creole madam Pepper LeVeau (Paula Kelly) headquartered on the shores of the bayou.

The Mission: Impossible team members mobilize and journey down south to rescue Diane Martin and all of the pretty young girls being held captive. They also orchestrate an elaborate punishment for Monsieur Morgan and Madame LeVeau's sins to boot.

As usual the team members adopt false identities to run a sting operation on the baddies. Shannon (Jane Badler) portrays a very spooky Tarot card reader/snake charmer/voodoo priestess, Grant (Phil Morris) a trumpeter in a jazz/blues band, Nicholas (Thaao Penghlis) a white slave trader with Max (Anthony Hamilton) as his henchman and Phelps (Peter Graves) pretends to be a Houston private investigator looking for Diane Martin.

The cast would be augmented each week by a guest star who was usually an established American star but the bit parts would be filled mostly with Australian actors. That along with use of aged stock footage to set action outside Australia would tend to clue viewers in to where it was really being shot - Queensland.

But the guest villain Morgan was portrayed by a brilliant and electrifying Australian character actor named Frank Thring. His menacing heavy-weight screen persona evoked Charles Laughton, Sidney Greenstreet and Alfred Hitchcock i.e. grotesquely fat, bald old creeps.

This was one of the darkest episodes of the 1988-1990 version of Mission: Impossible. The hints at sexual servitude and lascivious perversion made my skin crawl. But it was the voodoo ritual with its skulls, snakes and funky drumbeats they staged that freaked me out the most.

An exceptional entry in the series though one can see elements have been co-opted from the Bond film Live & Let Die. This remains a fun remembrance of my younger years as a TV viewer.
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