- Tu: Good afternoon, Sir. Uh, your mother is in the sanctuary with Mr. Eisenhower.
- Champ Foster: Eisenhower? Who the hell is Eisenhower?
- Tu: Uh, he said he was a friend of yours and that his mother named him after her favorite president.
- Champ Foster: [in disbelief] Oh, yeah.
- Champ Foster: [answering the phone] Champ Foster.
- Max Harte: Hello Champ. How's my old buddy?
- Champ Foster: Who is this?
- Max Harte: [laughs] 'Who is this?' This is Elvis, man. Elvis Presley. You remember me, don't you?
- Champ Foster: Look, if this is some sort of a joke...
- Max Harte: No joke, man. I'm just a lonely guy looking to make a rich friend. Hey... look out your window. You'll see me on your boat. You see, I know who you are, and I know what you've been doing to all those pretty girls.
- Champ Foster: I don't know what sort of crank you are, but...
- Max Harte: Crank? Oh man... listen, you might say Doctor Cruz sent me. You remember Doctor Cruz, don't you? He was the head shrink at that private hospital you spent some of your teenage years in. You remember? For killing that little friend of yours? What's the matter, Champ? Cat's got your tongue?
- Champ Foster: What else did he tell you?
- Max Harte: Oh, a lot of things, man. First, he wouldn't say anything. Real stone wall. After I broke a couple of his ribs, I got his attention. Had to grab him by the hair. Man, I told him, "My name's Hitler, man. Maybe you heard of me? Adolf?" Real bad guy Hitler. And your face is Poland, and I'm gonna march all over it.
- Champ Foster: I don't suppose you've got a drink?
- Max Harte: Hey, man, I've gotta tell you, from one friend to another, that stuff's poison. You know your body is a temple.
- Champ Foster: What do you want from me?
- Max Harte: I told you this morning. I'm gonna be your friend.
- Champ Foster: Well, most of my friends have names, so what do I call you, President Eisenhower or just plain Elvis?
- Max Harte: Are you making fun of me?
- Jim Phelps: Uh, there is... someone here.
- [sighs]
- Jim Phelps: A young woman. A girl. She wants to *talk* to you. She wants to tell you why she's *dead*!
- [first lines]
- Voice on Disc: Good morning, Jim. The abandoned amusement park you're standing in is the last place Princess Jehan of an oil-rich emirate state was last seen alive. The Princess was in Hawaii as a university student when she disappeared. Though her body was never found, all signs point to a violent death. Her father, ruler of his country and one of the wealthiest men in the world, was shattered by the loss of his daughter. He bought this amusement park and had it shut down in a vain search for clues. With the police's failure to solve the mystery, he has become angered by the lack of justice, so much so that it is feared that he will soon pull his country out of a fragile oil trade alliance, which could throw the economies of a number of Western countries into chaos. The maddening part is that the police are sure that this man is the killer. In fact, they believe that he is connected to at least a half a dozen murders throughout the world. His name is Champ Foster. He comes from a wealthy family, and when he's not yachting around the world, lives on the family estate just outside Honolulu with his domineering mother. Your mission, Jim, should you choose to accept it, is to find out what happened to the Princess Jehan, and if Champ Foster did kill her, see to it that he is brought to justice before the crucial trade talks begin in three days' time. As always, if you or any members of your IM Force are caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This disc will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck, Jim.
- [last lines]
- Police Officer: Honolulu Police! Get on your feet! I'll take it from here, Mr. Foster! Hands up!
- Champ Foster: Mother!