- Coach Vines: [Coach Vines breaks up the party in the girls' dorm] Alright, Disney Land is closed! Everybody, Out!
- Kim: But Mrs. Smith was just up here and she didn't say anything!
- Coach Vines: Please! Mrs. Smith still thinks this is a *white* school!
- Hakeem: [after the Turkey is burnt] Happy Thanksgiving, Butterballs! Ooh, Blackened Turkey! My favorite.
- [Tries to taste some but Myles stops him]
- Dee: Hey, Miles. Got any special requests for the thanksgiving day menu?
- Myles: I'm not into holidays that tricked an entire race of people off their land.
- Dee: Who told you that?
- Myles: My reading teacher, Brother Ahmed.
- Moesha: You know, Brother Ahmed has a point. No truly conscious people celebrate Thanksgiving
- Myles: Yeah, I don't want anything to do with it.
- Frank: No, No, No. Wait just a minute...
- Dee: You know, Myles. It seems to me if a person is concious enough not celebrate Thanksgiving, then they couldn't *possibly* be tricked into the commercial trappings of Christmas.
- Myles: What's a commercial trapping?
- Dee: [smiles] A Bike.
- Myles: We're having Mac and Cheese, right?
- Niecy: [Coach Vines has sent the Basketball team home following their loss] Well, let's look on the bright side; The team that won are still here! And the Room *is* paid for. So it's time to What? Party!
- [dances]
- Moesha: Uh, Niecy?
- Niecy: Yeah?
- Moesha: I don't know if you've noticed but we're in *Flagstaff*, A town named after a *pole*.