- Joe MacDonald: Morning.
- Golly Mackenzie: Is it?
- Joe MacDonald: Who was that?
- Hector MacDonald: Our head man, Mackenzie.
- Joe MacDonald: Ah, what's he like?
- Hector MacDonald: Well, he's all right when he's not on strike. Or drunk. Best avoided, then. Fearful temper.
- Joe MacDonald: And when he's sober?
- Hector MacDonald: When he's sober? Well... he's never completely sober. Sad, really.
- Molly: I thought if you're going to be spending more time here, I should show you the local shops.
- Bonnie MacDonald: Great. Is there a mall?
- Molly: Oh, the shop's here.
- Bonnie MacDonald: Just the one?
- Molly: The garage and the funeral director are down there.
- Bonnie MacDonald: That's it? You get everything you need here?
- Molly: On, there's a sweet little supermarket an hour's drive that way.
- Bonnie MacDonald: Clothes? Make-up? Accessories?
- Molly: Harrods, 12 hours that way.
- Hector MacDonald: The clan used the procedure centuries ago to find the best leader, the man most worthy. I thought you'd like that kind of challenge, Joe.
- Kilwillie: If you with to be considered a gentleman, that is.
- Joe MacDonald: I'm not a gentleman, I'm an American.
- Duncan: [about the stairs in Glenbogle] It's just a short climb. Oxygen tanks to be picked up at base camp on the second floor.