- [after finding out how his favorite Cabernet is made]
- Adrian Monk: I've been drinking that wine for fifteen years! It's Foot Wine! I can taste it...
- Natalie Teeger: Oh, come on, you cannot taste it!
- Adrian Monk: I feel like I can taste the feet... the toes... and what's between the toes...
- Al Nicoletto: And the fungus. It really is barbaric.
- Natalie Teeger: Okay, I didn't see any fungus! Look, I'm sure they have clean feet, there are probably rules about that stuff...
- [She trails off as the grape stompers walk past them, stepping barefoot on the wet, muddy ground]
- Natalie Teeger: Okay, I admit it, that's pretty disgusting.
- Adrian Monk: Sometimes I turn on the TV and I turn the sound way down and I pretend that they are talking to me... that everyone likes me... Adrian welcome back, we are so happy to see you...
- Rudy Schich: [after giving up his partner's location] Please, I swear, that's all I know!
- Al Nicoletto: I've got bad news for you, Rudy... I believe you.
- [shoots him]