Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk Goes to Mexico (2003)
Tony Shalhoub: Adrian Monk
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Quotes
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Adrian Monk : That officer out there told me I was dead. I'm not dead, am I?
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[Monk is dehydrated]
Adrian Monk : He was a thirsty victim...
Sharona Fleming : Adrian.
Adrian Monk : I mean a perfect victim...
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Lt. Plato : You are a brave man, Senior Monk, you are not sweating at all.
Adrian Monk : [rapidly] I'm dehydrated! I'm out of sweat! I want to sweat! I'm trying to sweat!
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Adrian Monk : Mexico. I can't - I can't go to Mexico.
Capt. Stottlemeyer : Why not?
Adrian Monk : It's not... *here*.
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Adrian Monk : That doesn't make a lot of sense. Hardly any, in fact.
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Customs Agent Gomez : And these are?
Adrian Monk : Moist towelettes.
Customs Agent Gomez : Why so many?
Adrian Monk : In case I happen to... you know... meet people.
Customs Agent Gomez : Señor, I think you have a very poor image of our country.
Sharona Fleming : Oh, no no no. It's not just you. He thinks everybody is dirty.
Customs Agent Gomez : You must be a very lonely man, señor.
Adrian Monk : I am. Thank you.