Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk Goes to Mexico (2003)
Ted Levine: Stottlemeyer
Quotes
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Adrian Monk : Mexico. I can't - I can't go to Mexico.
Capt. Stottlemeyer : Why not?
Adrian Monk : It's not... *here*.
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[Stottlemeyer and Disher have been told that Monk is dead]
Capt. Stottlemeyer : In a way, given what he had to deal with, he was the bravest man I've ever known. I measured everything I did against him. He was my yardstick. I never told him that.
Lt. Randall Disher : I'm sure he knew, sir.
Capt. Stottlemeyer : [laughs] I'm sure he did. The son of a bitch knew everything. I want a full-dress funeral. I want the governor there. I want the entire department there with black armbands and white gloves.
Lt. Randall Disher : Sir, Monk wasn't on active duty. We can't go full dress.
Capt. Stottlemeyer : Adrian Monk is to be buried with honors or I quit! I'm gonna tell you something, Randy, and I'm not ashamed to admit this: I loved that man.
[phone rings and Stottlemeyer answers]
Capt. Stottlemeyer : This is Stottlemeyer. Yes.
[he is told that Monk is not dead]
Capt. Stottlemeyer : I understand.
[puts down the phone]
Capt. Stottlemeyer : [to Randy] I hate that man. *I hate that man!*
[He's realized he'll now have to cancel all his funeral plans]