Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk Goes to the Carnival (2002)
Philip Williams: Landlord
Quotes
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Landlord : It's a tarot card.
Adrian Monk : Look, Mr. Crenshaw, does it mean anything to you?
Landlord : Yeah, it means you're wasting my time.
Adrian Monk : Mr. Gitomer used tarot cards?
Landlord : I don't see what anybody does. I'm only the landlord. The peepholes on the door face the wrong way. That's what I always say.
Adrian Monk : How long did he live here?
Landlord : Oh, nine weeks, but he paid for 10. So, I guess someone has a refund coming.
[Monk looks up at the ceiling]
Adrian Monk : What's this?
Landlord : Mister, you wouldn't believe what I've seen hanging from those fans.
Sharona Fleming : Adrian.
[She pulls out a gym sock from one of Gitomer's drawers]
Sharona Fleming : This is weird. He keeps his batteries in his socks?
Adrian Monk : Oh my God.
Sharona Fleming : What is it?
Adrian Monk : It's a weapon. They use them in prison. It's torn here.
[he pulls down a hook from the ceiling fan]
Adrian Monk : Could you?
Sharona Fleming : Hook it?
[She does so]
Adrian Monk : Stand back.
[He turns on the fan, and the sock swings around the room with a wide circle]
Landlord : What the hell is that?
Adrian Monk : I think he hit himself with it.
Landlord : All he had to do was ask. I would've been happy to beat the crap outta the kid. I knew he was trouble. Never paid the phone bill, but always had money to go dancing.
Sharona Fleming : He went dancing?
Landlord : Yeah, every night. That club over in the park there-the Luna Lounge.