Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk and the Earthquake (2002)
Tony Shalhoub: Adrian Monk
Quotes
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Benjy Fleming : [turns on a faucet, causing rather rusty water to come out] The water's brown!
Gail Fleming : Oh yeah, it always gets like that after an earthquake. Fortunately, I always keep some mineral water around for situations like this... Where's my water?
[She opens the cupboard under the sink, which is empty. In the bathroom, Monk is soaking in the tub, surrounded by empty plastic bottles. Gail bangs on the door]
Gail Fleming : Mr. Monk?
Adrian Monk : Don't come in. I'm taking a bath.
Gail Fleming : With my mineral water?
Adrian Monk : I tried the water from the tap, but it was a little rusty.
Gail Fleming : Yeah well, enjoy that bath, it's costing me ninety-five dollars!
Adrian Monk : [oblivious to her sarcasm] Thank you!
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[as they sit with the new widow, gibberish-speaking Monk attempts to express his condolences. Sharona tells him to leave the room]
Father Hatcher : Um... Where's he from?
Sharona Fleming : Neptune.
Adrian Monk : [Meanwhile, Monk begins wandering through the other room. While their conversation continues, Monk begins to straighten pictures on the walls. Then he stops, something seems odd to him] Dwon lear brannegaa nusis?
[He begins walking around, examining each wall more closely. He looks at the wall unit that crushed Henry Rutherford. Taking a kerchief from his breast pocket, he drags the cloth down the back of the unit. It comes up clean. At that moment, Sharona walks in, eyes tired]
Adrian Monk : Leego on forgi garrus.
Sharona Fleming : Oh, she'll be all right.
[It doesn't seem like the response Monk wanted. He looks around again, brows pulled together in concern]
Sharona Fleming : What are you doing?
Adrian Monk : [suddenly snapping out of his "rattled by earthquake" mode] Bavioski. Che sagl not right about this room.
Sharona Fleming : Adrian, you can talk!
Adrian Monk : Of course I can talk! What is wrong with you?
Sharona Fleming : Nothing is wrong with me!