Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk and the Other Woman (2002)

Tony Shalhoub: Adrian Monk

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• [Monk is asking Monica out] 

  Adrian Monk : We could have coffee. Or ... or ... do you eat dinner?

  Monica : Yes, I've been known to eat dinner.

  [pause] 

  Adrian Monk : [to Sharona]  Do I eat dinner?

• Monica Waters : You don't like change, do you?

  Adrian Monk : I have no problem with change. I just don't like to be there when it happens.

• Capt. Stottlemeyer : Does everything have to make sense, Monk?

  Adrian Monk : It kinda does.

• Adrian Monk : [hanging up his cell phone after talking to Stottlemeyer]  That was Sharona. Her son got the lead in the school play.

  Monica : Oh, really? What play?

  Adrian Monk : Ghandi.

  Monica : Ghandi? Is - is that a play?

  Adrian Monk : I think they added a few songs. You want to come?

  Monica : Oh, I think I'll be having a headache that night.

• Todd Katterskill : You should be ashamed of yourself.

  Adrian Monk : I am... 24/7.

• Sharona Fleming : Oh, you have to be joking.

  Adrian Monk : If I was joking, it would certainly be a lot funnier than this.

• Adrian Monk : I promise I won't be upset. Just tell the truth. Are you trying to kill me?

  Monica : What?

  Adrian Monk : It's OK if you are. I just need to know. Is this poisoned?

  Monica : Do you think I could hurt you?

  Adrian Monk : He's under the garage, isn't he?

  Monica : Who is?

  Adrian Monk : Your ex-husband. You buried him under the garage.

  Monica : How could you say that?

  Adrian Monk : Everybody is saying it.

  Adrian Monk : My husband Derrick is a schizophrenic. He had a complete breakdown two years ago. He's in a private institution. We've been trying to keep it a secret. We didn't want his family to know.

  Adrian Monk : Oh, my God, he's in Zurich, isn't he? At the Breinnhoff clinic?

  Monica : How did you know that?

  Adrian Monk : It's the best hospital in the world for psychiatric disorders. I'd be there myself but I don't fly. And you have soap from different hotels in Zurich. I assumed you liked to take ski vacations.

• Monica Waters : You're not eating.

  Adrian Monk : I ate in the bathroom. I had some mints.