Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk and the Red-Headed Stranger (2002)
Willie Nelson: Willie Nelson
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Quotes
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Adrian Monk : [Monk just walked onto Willie Nelson's bus] Do you smell something?
Willie Nelson : No, I don't... and you don't either.
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Willie Nelson : [to Monk] You know more about me than I do.
Sharona Fleming : He knows more about everybody than they do.
Willie Nelson : Well, why do they think I shot Sonny?
Sharona Fleming : Um, well, you gotta admit it looks pretty bad. The blind lady said that she heard everything.
Willie Nelson : The blind lady's lyin'.
Sharona Fleming : Why was she lying?
Willie Nelson : I don't know. I do a lot of things, but I wouldn't hurt anybody. You know, I might write a bad song about 'em. And as far as Sonny was concerned, maybe I should've fired him a long time ago, but there's more I could've fired too.
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[Stottlemeyer comes to the recording studio to arrest Willie Nelson for murder]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Willie Nelson?
Jody - Band Member #1 : I'm Willie Nelson.
Bee - Band Member #2 : I'm Willie Nelson.
Mickey - Band Member #3 : I'm Willie Nelson.
Willie Nelson : Don't think they're goin' for it, boys.
Lt. Randall Disher : Mr. Nelson, we have a warrant for your arrest for the premeditated murder of Jason "Sonny" Cross.
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Young promoter : Mr. Nelson.
Willie Nelson : Hello.
Young promoter : Willie.
[shakes hands with Willie Nelson]
Willie Nelson : Hey.
Young promoter : I just spoke to the front office. Both shows are sold out.
Willie Nelson : Can't beat that, huh?
Young promoter : No, sir. And I gave your driver directions to the radio station.
Willie Nelson : What radio station?
[Jason "Sonny" Cross arrives, talking on his cell phone]
Young promoter : For that interview you have in the morning. You remember.
Willie Nelson : All right. Can you excuse me a minute?
Young promoter : Not a problem.
[He continues to shake Willie's hand]
Willie Nelson : Will you, uh, let go of my hand?
Young promoter : [chuckles] I am so sorry.
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Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Now, Mrs. Mass. I want you to take your time.
[Willie Nelson and two other volunteers enter the lineup booth]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : And I want you to listen very carefully, all right?
Wendy Maas : All right.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Are you all right?
Wendy Maas : Yes.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Good. All right, number one, please.
[Volunteer #1 goes up to the microphone, and holds out a notecard with the prewritten statement]
Participant #1 : Tell anybody about this and I'll kill you.
Wendy Maas : No, no.
[Volunteer #1 steps back]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Number 2.
[Volunteer #2 steps up to the microphone]
Participant #2 : Tell anybody about this and I'll kill you.
[He steps back]
Wendy Maas : No.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : And number three. Read the line, please.
[Willie Nelson steps up to the microphone, holds out the card, and says]
Willie Nelson : Tell anybody about this and I'll kill you.
Wendy Maas : That's him. That-that's the voice. That's him.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Now, you're sure?
Wendy Maas : That's him. I know that's him.