Monty Python's Flying Circus (TV Series)

The War Against Pornography (1972)

Eric Idle: Voiceover #1, Third Pepperpot, Second Presenter, Lieutenant Commander Dorothy Lamour, Rating, Woman Outside Runcorn Avenue, Mrs. Padgett, Man in Lake Pahoe, Mr. Badger

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Quotes 

• Announcer : This is the silliest sketch I've ever been in.

  Mr. Badger : Shall we stop it?

  Announcer : Yeah alright

  [everyone leaves the stage] 

• Voiceover : We would like to apologise for the way in which politicians are represented in this programme. It was never out intention to imply that politicians are weak-kneed political time-servers who are concerned more with their personal vendettas and private power struggles than the problems of government, nor to suggest at any point that they sacrifice their credibility by denying free debate on vital matters in the mistaken impression that party unity comes before the well-being of the people they supposedly represent, nor to imply at any stage that they are squabbling little toadies without an ounce of concern for the vital social problems of today. Nor indeed do we intend that viewers should consider them as crabby ulcerous little self seeking vermin with furry legs and an excessive addiction to alcohol and certain explicit sexual practices which some people might find offensive. We are sorry if this impression has come across.

• Mr. Badger : I'll have a whiskey to start with.

  Waiter : A first course, sir?

  Mr. Badger : Aye.

  Waiter : And for main course, sir.

  Mr. Badger : Uh, I'll have a whiskey for main course, and I'll follow that with a whiskey for pudding.

  Waiter : Yes sir. And what would you like with it sir, whiskey?

  Mr. Badger : No, a bottle of wine.

• [last lines] 

  Announcer : This is the silliest sketch I've ever been in.

  Mr. Badger : Shall we stop it?

  Announcer : Yeah alright

  [everyone leaves the stage]