- Agnes DiPesto: Blue Moon Detective Agency.
- [answering the phone]
- Agnes DiPesto: Your best gal Friday's got her hand in the till, / That faithful book-keeper's been giving you swill? / Call Blue Moon, pronto. We'll sniff out that cheat / And get your business back on its feet. / Our fee ain't cheap, but we'll bust our chops / 'Cause our team is back together and everything's... sort of OK.