The Munsters (TV Series)
Cyrano De Munster (1966)
Fred Gwynne: Herman Munster
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Quotes
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Herman Munster : See, I've never written mush to girls before. I usually write my mush to flowers and sunsets and waterfalls, junk like that.
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Herman Munster : You know, Clyde, it makes me feel very good to have been of some help to you. I mean, there have been hundreds of ghost in my family, but never a ghost-writer.
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Herman Munster : Alright, explain it to me, Grandpa, Lily's not here, but she circled Clyde's adress in the phonebook.
Grandpa : Now why would she do that?
Herman Munster : Don't you get it? Clyde told me he met a girl on a bus. Right?
Grandpa : Right.
Herman Munster : Clyde never told me the name of the girl he met on the bus. Right?
Grandpa : Right.
Herman Munster : Every day, Lily takes the bus to go shopping. Right?
Grandpa : Right.
Herman Munster : And Lily acts very funny every time I mention the name of Clyde!
Grandpa : Hmmm.
Herman Munster : So, fears to witt and ergo, the girl on the bus is Lily, and I have been helping sly old Clyde romance her with my letters!
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Herman Munster : Maybe Grandpa's right. My poetry's so rancid I can't ever remember it.
[reciting]
Herman Munster : My life was nothing until your sweet presence...
Lily Munster : Until your sweet presence breathed the breath of love into my soul...
Herman Munster : Lily, you remembered it!
Lily Munster : Of course, Herman. And I don't think your poetry is rancid at all.
Herman Munster : Dear, that's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me!
Lily Munster : Hm, thank you, sugarfang.
