- Lou: [on phone with Big Roy as he describes Herman] What kind of a man is he? Tall... dark... dark green.
- Herman Munster: [handling the paper] Let's see. To pick a loser...
- Grandpa: Herman. Why don't you let Lily pick one for you? She picked a loser when she married you.
- Grandpa: [pointing out the headlines] Eddie, you see there: Bookraking Ring smashed. Courageous citizen spills beans on mob.
- Herman Munster: And It just so happens I was the courageous citizen who spilled his beans.
- Herman Munster: When will my slacks be ready?
- Lefty: Friday afternoon. The same time your horse comes in.
- Lily Munster: You mean to say that Herman couldn't pick a winner on his own?
- Grandpa: Lily, he couldn't pick a jack rabbit out of a herd of turtles.