- Lily Munster: [about the raven] When is that silly bird gonna get girls of his mind?
- The Raven: Ne'er more, ne'er more.
- Grandpa: [sighs] Some daughters marry doctors, some daughters marry dentists, you had to marry Henny Youngman.
- Eddie Munster: Can I have my cowboy outfit back now, Pop?
- Herman Munster: Uh, I'm not through playing with it yet, Eddie.
- Eddie Munster: [Grandpa, Herman and Eddie are out fishing] Golly, I haven't had a bite since we got here.
- Grandpa: Patience, Eddie, patience.
- Eddie Munster: But gee, wouldn't it be better if we fished in a stream with water?
- Herman Munster: Eddie, anyone can fish in a stream with water in it. This is a challenge. The kind of challenge the youth of today is so badly in need off.
- Lily Munster: Don't you just love to watch a fire?
- Grandpa: Lily, I've seen Chicago, San Francisco and the burning of Rome. You've seen one, you've seen them all.