- Grandpa: Look what I found, tucked a way in my files:
- Herman Munster: What is it, plans for a condominium in Transylvania?
- Grandpa: No, It's your original blueprint!
- Lily Munster: The original?
- Grandpa: Correct!
- Lily Munster: The one they followed when they, when they put him together?
- Herman Munster: How did you get it?
- Grandpa: [reading the inscription] To our favorite Count Dracula, a souvenir from Dr. Frankenstein and all the guys and galls.
- Lily Munster: Isn't that sweet.
- Herman Munster: ['Aunt' Herman is off to work as a cocktail waitress] Good night, dear
- [blows Lily a kiss]
- Lily Munster: Goodnight, dear.
- [blows a kiss in return]
- Lily Munster: Oh, eh, don't let the customers get fresh.
- Herman Munster: [shouting] Grandpa, chow time!
- Grandpa: [shouts back over the noise of his machinery] Just start without me. I'm inventing a machine that's going to achieve on world peace!
- Lily Munster: We're having broiled shark and tossed centipede salad.
- Grandpa: [to himself] Well, the world waited this long, it can wait a bit longer.
- Herman Munster: [talking to himself] As head of the household, it is my duty to see what my sneaky old father-in-law is up to.
- Dr. Dudley: Mr. Munster?
- Herman Munster: [very small voice] Yes doctor?
- Dr. Dudley: It is my considered, expert medical oppinon, that that bolt of lightning was your good fairy.